April 2007



Intervest Global Welcomes you to the month of April, this months newsletter features a new client profile, additional tips and tricks, valuable technical advice, related general interest reading as well as news from the Intervest front line.

 

April also prepares Intervest Global for our BIG move this week. Intervest's new headquarters is just around the corner from where we currently reside, however this will mean that the office will be closed Friday 27th April at 2:00pm and will re-open Tuesday 1st May at 9:00am QLD time. We will be checking emails and messages whilst the office is closed and will return your phone calls when possible. Your patience and understanding will be greatly appreciated during this time allowing us to get back up and running as soon as possible.

 

New address:  Level 5 Zurich House, 8-10 Karp Court, Bundall Qld 4217.  Our telephone and fax numbers will remain the same.

                                  

 


 



Take a moment to read some of these weird and wacky laws from around the US (and a few from other countries too!). We have some funny ones and some very strange ones; it makes you wonder who comes up with these laws. Enjoy!!

In New York City, it is illegal to open or close an umbrella in the presence of a horse. The horse is New Jersey's state animal.

It is illegal to fish from horseback in Washington DC, Colorado, and Utah. Tennessee prohibits riders from lassoing fish.

A British law states that an Englishman must not sell a horse to a Scotsman.

Horses are required to wear hats in hot weather in Rasario, Argentina.

A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

In Kentucky, it is illegal for a woman to appear in a bathing suit on a highway unless she is: escorted by at least two police officers; armed with a club; or lighter than 90 pounds or heavier than 200 pounds. The ordinance also specifically exempts female horses from such restrictions.

In London, England, law required taxi drivers to carry a bale of hay on top of their caps to feed their horses. The law was in force until 1976.

In Arizona, it is illegal for cowboys to walk through a hotel lobby wearing their spurs.

In Raton, New Mexico, it is illegal for a woman to ride horseback down a public street with a kimono on.

It's illegal in Marion, South Carolina, to tickle a female under her chin with a feather duster to get her attention while she's riding a horse. Also in South Carolina, it is legal for adult males to discharge firearms when approaching an intersection in a non-horse vehicle to warn oncoming horse traffic. Also in South Carolina, no horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.

In Guernee, Illinois, it is illegal for women weighing more than 200 pounds to ride horses in shorts.

A misworded ordinance in Wolf Point, Montana: "No horse shall be allowed in public without its owner wearing a halter."

In Omega, New Mexico, every woman must "be found to be wearing a corset" when riding a horse in public! A doctor is required to inspect each woman to make sure that she is complying with the law.

Pennsylvania law states: ``Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes.''

In Hartsville, Illinois, you can be arrested for riding an ugly horse.

In the state of Queensland, Australia, it is still constitutional law that all pubs (hotel/bar) must have a railing outside for patrons to tie up their horse.

Pattonsburg, Missouri, Revised Ordinances, 1884: "No person shall hallo, shout, bawl, scream, use profane language, dance, sing, whoop, quarrel, or make any unusual noise or sound in such manner as to disturb a horse."

Abilene, Kansas, City Ordinance 349 declares: "Any person, who shall in the city of Abilene shoot at a horse with any concealed or unconcealed bean snapper or like article, shall upon conviction, be fined."

In Marshalltown, Iowa, it is against the law for a horse to eat a fire hydrant.


Power Pays

 

On Wednesday the 25th of April the NSW TAB will be holding another Power Pays Promotion.  During Power Pays the NSW TAB will include a 10% bonus on regular dividends on all WIN Bets by reducing the commission they take from the Win prize pool.  For more information about Power Plays please click here. 

 

You will need to enable "Power Pays Mode" for TriLogics before collecting any Race Data on the 25th to accommodate for the difference in commission the NSW TAB take from the WIN Pool.  To do this you will need to click on the "Tools" menu in TriLogics and select "Options".  In the Options window you will need to click on the "Application Options" tab at the top of the page.  Tick the "Power Pays Mode" tick box in the "Bet Settings" section up the top left and press the "Save" button. 


Please remember to disable the Power Pays Mode on Thursday the 26th after the current Power Pays promotion has finished before you collect any race data to ensure TriLogics will continue to make the correct calculations.  You can do this by following the steps above and removing the Tick from the "Power Pays Mode" option.


A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, "All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, 'ALLLLEEE OOOP!' really loudly in the horse's ear. Providing you do that, you'll be fine."

The jockey thinks the trainer is mad but promises to shout the command. The race begins and they approach the first hurdle. The jockey ignores the trainer's ridiculous advice and the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.

 

They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey, somewhat embarrassed, whispers 'Aleeee ooop' in the horse's ear. The same thing happens- the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.

 

At the third hurdle, the jockey thinks, "It's no good, I'll have to do it," and yells, "ALLLEEE OOOP!" really loudly. Sure enough, the horse sails over the jump with no problems. This continues for the rest of the race, but due to the earlier problems the horse only finishes third.

 

The trainer is fuming and asks the jockey what went wrong. The jockey replies, "Nothing is wrong with me - it's this horse. What is he - deaf or something?"

 

The trainer replies, "Deaf? DEAF? He's not deaf- he's BLIND!"


                                     

 

               

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



ANZAC DAY
25th April

 

ANZAC was the name given to the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps soldiers who landed on the Gallipoli Peninsula in Turkey early on the morning of 25 April 1915 during the First World War (1914-1918).

 

ANZAC Day became a day on which the lives of all Australians lost in war time were remembered. The spirit of ANZAC recognises the qualities of courage, mateship and sacrifice which were demonstrated at the Gallipoli landing. The men who served on the Gallipoli Peninsula created a legend, adding the word 'Anzac' to the Australian and New Zealand vocabularies and creating the notion of the Anzac spirit.

 

Out of respect, Intervest Global Live will be closed for ANZAC day 25th April 2007.

 

 



 

Name:    Eddie Kerrigan

Age:       50 ish

Time with IGL:    7 Months

 


Introduction

 


I was born and raised in Christchurch, New Zealand I come from a big family consisting of 1 girl and 6 boys. I now have 2 kids of my own Anita (25) and Scott (23). Who both live in Queensland, Australia.
 

I have a very extensive sporting background (rugby league, softball, basketball). When my playing days were over I turned to coaching (rugby league, rugby union, netball, soccer and touch football) I have major coaching qualifications from the Australian Institute of Sport in Canberra and I also hold a Diploma in applied Sports Psychology.

 

Part of my adult life was spent in Australia working and playing sport, I worked in the sports industry (Canterbury Rugby League and New Zealand Touch Association) for 7 ½ years in the fields of promotion, technical development and resources.

 

For the last 7 years I have been working hard in the fitness industry, managing my own commercial gym (that I sold last year due to stress) and operating a gym management company that looks after health clubs/gyms etc.


Some of my hobbies include mountain biking, watching quality sport events and socialising.

 


How long have you been using the IGL system and what has it meant for you?

 


I bought the IGL TriLogics program in October 2006 and I am still in the training process with IGL.


I looked for a home based business due to health reasons, I can now work my own hours without the added stress of staff, and fixed overheads of a normal business.

           


Why did you buy the IGL program, why did you leave the workforce?


I saw the IGL program advertised and after enquiring I decided to track the results off the Intervest web page.

After 12 months it was clear to me that a healthy profit could be made using the program.

 

What do you see the IGL program as?


I see the IGL program as a way of generating an extra income for me. I believe that this sort of business requires discipline and control to be successful.

 


What do others think of the IGL program?

 


Most people I speak to are skeptical about this type of program, especially anti-race people. 


I generally refrain from telling everyone I meet as they tend to judge you because of it. 


The people who do understand the concept however have a tendency to warm to it quickly.

           


How have you found the support from IGL so far?

 


The support I have received from the IGL trainers has been great; they have been very supportive and patient whilst training me.

           


Would you be interested in being a demonstration agent for IGL?

 


Yes, in fact I have already been filling this role.

 


What is your biggest achievement?


There are several events in my life that I consider achievements, all very high in their respective fields.

 

Sport:

 

I gained Rugby League Kiwi honours for teams including- 15 years, 17 years, 19 years, Kiwi Colts under 23 and senior Kiwi status by the time I was 19 years old. I played 3 tests and represented the New Zealand Maoris.

 

Family:

 

I have raised two beautiful children that I love and adore.

 


What are you most proud of?

 


My children

 


What can you see or expect for the future of IGL?


I would like to see my IGL knowledge improve and make the program work for me. 

           


Funny Story?

 


Football story (I love my sport).

 

Before one game of league the referee was asked if he would be standing on the 10 metre mark at the play the balls.

 

He replied yes so during the game players were using him as a guideline for being onside.


At one play the ball our side was penalised for being offside. 

 

As the captain I approached the referee and said our players were not happy about the penalty as they were sure they were behind him, as he said he would be marking the 10 meter line.

 

To that the referee said to me- "I'm sorry I must have been offside too!"

 


Any final comments or things you would like to add?

 


I am looking forward to growing my business with IGL!


 

 

        


If you would like to feature in one of our 2007 newsletters and share your stories with existing Intervest clients, please do not hesitate to contact  Courtney
.